All I really want right now is for someone to sleep with me, like actually fall asleep with me. Wrapped up in my arms, tucked tightly under the blankets and our legs intertwined. And then just be there in the morning when I open my eyes, please.
8) = fucking shit nerd
B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
IM GONNAP ISS
when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground
i wanna date luke so i can make sure his laundry is done and he is well-fed and he stays hydrated and he gets good blowjobs and he doesn’t strain his voice and he’s getting the necessary cuddles and i just wanna take care of luke :/